E: "Mommy, please get rid of this bug!"
I wave my arms around at the fly
Me: "Okay, he should be gone."
The stupid bug flies back around and I wave my arms around again.
E: giggles
Me: "There, he should be gone now."
Me: "There, he should be gone now."
E: starts crying "I miss him! I miss that bug!"
Me: .....seriously??? "I'm sure he'll be back, honey."
E: whimpers "I miss him."
The stupid bug flies around us again.
Me: "See, he's back. Happy?"
E: "Yeah!" smiles all huge "I like bugs. Mommy, do you like bugs?"
Me: "I like cheerios! Here, eat your cheerios."
E: "Mommy, do you like bugs?"
Me: sigh "Yep.... so much."
Ugh
See the little black speck on the table in front of her? That's her stupid bug.